Andy Kindler
Comedian
1956-10-16
Andy Kindler is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer known for satirical critiques of the entertainment industry.
Quotes by Andy Kindler
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My manager came up with the name 'State of the Industry,' and it was just one of those things. It just took off. Well, I don't know about 'took off.' I'm not in the stratosphere.
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When I played a club in Salt Lake City, I complained to the crowd about the low turnout. It's always good to berate the people who paid to see you because you're upset about the people who didn't show up. It's called misplaced anger, and without it, I wouldn't have an act.
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George Lopez is always on the verge of hilarity. If he could ever think of something funny to say, if he had a funny thought in his mind, he's ready to go.
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I try to go out for everything. I go out for any acting stuff that comes up, and voice-over stuff.
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When did I start comedy? I came out of the womb and did 10 minutes.
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I can open up any can of worms and get people upset.
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