Bill Cosby

Quotes by Bill Cosby

• Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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• A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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• The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.

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• In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

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• gray hair is gods graffiti

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• If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

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• And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

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• No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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• A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

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• A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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• In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

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• The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.

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• No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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• And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

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• gray hair is gods graffiti

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• Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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• If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

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• A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.

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• Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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• I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that's OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it's their product and I'm the spokesperson, and I'm going to deliver.

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