Colin Mochrie

Actor

1957-11-30

Quotes by Colin Mochrie

• Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

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• The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs.

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• I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

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• The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.

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• As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers.

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• Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

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• You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

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• I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

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• My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

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