David Cross
Actor
1964-04-04
Books by David Cross
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I Drink for a Reason
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Hollywood Said No!
Orphaned Film Scripts, Bastard Scenes, and Abandoned Darlings from the Creators of Mr. Show
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The First Americans
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Quotes by David Cross
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Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm
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Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm
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As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy.
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Religion triggers a lot of emotions in me, most of which stem from being raised Jewish in a very Baptist community in the South. I didn't believe any of it from an early age - the clubby quality of whatever religion or church you belonged to, Judaism included. It just struck me as foolish.
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Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.
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I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.
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I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.
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You can't just yell jokes at people.
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