David Spade

Actor

1964-07-22

Quotes by David Spade

• You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

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• To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

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• I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

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• Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'

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