Earl Wilson

Journalist

1907-05-03

Quotes by Earl Wilson

• Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

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• The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

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• A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

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• Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

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• For the parent of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into innings.

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• This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

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• The game of golf consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

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• One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

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• He's an honest man-you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

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• Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.

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• If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey.

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