Ed O'Neill

Actor

1946-04-12

Quotes by Ed O'Neill

• I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and rarely can I even remember one.

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• Back then I said to myself 'screw football.' Actually I just took part in this camp as there was nothing better for me to do. They also didn't draft me because they thought I was too wild and undisciplined.

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• In terms of comedians, I loved, growing up, Jonathan Winters, Sid Caesar, Jackie Gleason, Phil Silvers, Carol Burnett, all those people.

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