Jason Love

Quotes by Jason Love

• In my home, we've got a system for ending arguments: we just talk and talk until my wife is right.

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• It can take a man several marriages to understand the importance of monogamy.

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• Committing is hard for men. I can't even commit to one TV program. I get this nervous feeling that there's something better on the other channel.

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• I'm happiest when my wife gets her way, or so she tells me.

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• Jealousy has the 'lousy' built right in.

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• I've got my own lie detector at home. I call her 'honey'.

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• If my wife has taught me anything, it's this: no matter what in the world I am doing, I should be doing it differently.

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• No matter how bad it gets, I'm rich at the dollar store.

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