Jenny Eclair

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid.

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Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.

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I can't stand folk who are all snobby about reality TV.

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I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise.

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My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are.

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I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.

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I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.

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I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.

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Whenever my mother sees me she says, 'Jenny, Jenny, why aren't you wearing a petticoat?' 'Mother, it's because I've got jeans on.'

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