Jesse Ventura

Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.

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You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate mur

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I love my country, not my government.

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Learn from history or you're doomed to repeat it.

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You give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate mur

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I love my country, not my government.

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I don't take PAC money. I don't take special interest money.

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Industrial hemp is a very useful plant. I challenged the attorney general to get rid of the criminal stigma associated with hemp so we can look at it in terms of how it might be useful.

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I'm a warrior at heart; I'm an ex-Navy Seal. I'm too old to wage war anymore, and so now I wage it mentally. And so I find politics very stimulating; it's war without guns.

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You can't legislate against stupidity.

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If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?

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You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

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'The Young and the Restless' is my favorite television show.

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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

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In February 2003, I signed a three-year contract with MSNBC to host a talk show. Having recently decided not to run again for governor of Minnesota, I was still a pretty hot commodity. The show was originally scheduled for an hour, four nights a week.

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As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on crime. Law enforcement is really a local issue. It's the cops' job to tighten down on criminals.

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I'm a Slovak. And when I was growing up, I believed that I was Czechoslovakian because of what Russia did. They came in and took two separate countries - Slovakia and the Czech Republic - put them together as one.

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Disabled people need more invested in their education, housing, job training, transportation, assistive technology, and independent-living facilities. Governments earn back this investment - and more - by making people with disabilities economically productive citizens.

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Students often approached me about state-paid tuition while I was out campaigning. After I explained to them that if the state pays their tuition now, they will pay higher taxes to pay other people's tuition for the rest of their lives, most of them ended up agreeing with me.

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We're the Fascist States of America today, not the United States of America, because the corporations are in power.

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Quotes by Jesse Ventura