Joey Adams
Comedian
1911-01-06
Quotes by Joey Adams
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
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Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.
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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to the creditors.
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
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