John Bishop

Comedian

1966-11-30

Quotes by John Bishop

• When I started doing arenas, because of the screens, I was back to getting the reaction of a very small room. If I say something and raise my eyebrow, everyone sees it. So people were laughing at the subtleties that they weren't getting in the theatres. It was really strange.

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• I am not entirely against horse racing. I even had a share in a horse syndicate with a few mates.

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• I'm the type of bloke who gets a flatpack cabinet from Ikea, puts it together without reading the instructions, then gets the drill out because the holes are in the wrong place.

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