Judy Gold
Comedian
1962-11-15
Quotes by Judy Gold
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If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car
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If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car
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Remember the phrase - 'Act your age, not your shoe size?' That didn't apply to me, as they were the same until the age of 12 when my feet stopped growing.
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My two sons are the biggest pigs - always dirty, sweaty, burping and farting.
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When Joan Rivers walked through the curtain on 'The Tonight Show,' nobody in my house was allowed to utter a sound. Her gait was full of pep and purpose and her voice unmatched.
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My mother is a tall woman - as is everyone in my family. At her prime, she stood 5 feet 9 inches, which is quite unusual for a woman born in 1922.
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I live on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. I live in a 950-square-foot apartment with one bathroom and two sons.
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