Justin Halpern
Author
1980-09-03
Quotes by Justin Halpern
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That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.
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... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.
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See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.
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Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.
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You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.
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That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them.
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See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.
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Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.
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You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.
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... human beings fear the unknown. So, whatever's freaking you out, grab it by the balls and say hello.
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