Kathy Lette
Quotes by Kathy Lette
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It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death- Victoria
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I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you
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I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.
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When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.' - Lockie
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People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
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People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
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It's not Life that begans at forty, it's Death- Victoria
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I blame Mother Nature two-faced bitch and Father Time bloody bastard .Yep those misogynistic killjoys have cut off my pocket money and left me grounded.With those two authoritarian heavyweights ganging up what chance does a woman have I aks you
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I told myself that it took forty-two facial muscles to frown and only four to stretch out my arm and bitch-slap the witch.
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When you've been around as long as me, Lucy, you'll know that there are three types of sex... One - brand-new, kitchen-table sex. Two - bedroom sex. Then number three - hallway sex, when you pass each other in the hallway and say 'Fuck you.' - Lockie
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Home is where the heartache is.
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If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.
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