Larry Miller
Comedian
1953-10-15
Books by Larry Miller
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Spoiled Rotten America
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Quotes by Larry Miller
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Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It's the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.
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I was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, there was a terrible wind force hitting my body, and then I blanked out.
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To women, we are like big dogs that talk.
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Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe; all men are cheap metal.
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