Marian Keyes

Writer

1963-09-10

Books by Marian Keyes

Angels
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Rachel's holiday
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Sushi für Anfänger
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Quotes by Marian Keyes

If you lose someone, you feel a loss, then after a while you fill in the hole in your life and the loss gradually gets smaller and smaller and eventually goes away. There's a point to the pain. There's a reason and a direction.
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The back windows looked out over the fields, then the Atlantic, maybe a hundred yards away. Actually, I'm just making that bit up. I had no idea how far away the sea was. Only men could do things like that. Half a mile. Fifty yards. Giving directions, that sort of thing. I could look at a woman and say Thirty-six C. Or Let's try it in the next size up. But I had no idea how far away Tim's sea was except that I wouldn't want to walk to it in high heels.
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So I'm back again to the eternal question, the one that has plagued me all my life: How Do Other People Do It? How come they were given life's rule book and I missed out? Where was I when God was dispensing capability and cop on? Looking at shoes, probably.
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Honestly, if you're looking for love and you're not too choosy, hang around a hardware store fingering screws.
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I love Prada. Not so much the clothes, which are for malnourished thirteen-year-olds, but I covet, with covety covetousness, the shoes and handbags. Like, I LOVE them. If I was given a choice between world peace and a Prada handbag, I'd dither. (I'm not proud of this, I'm only saying.)
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...as you know, I don't believe in fear, just an invention by men so they get all the money and good jobs...
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The feel of them (books) and the smell of them. A bookshop was like an Aladdin's cave for me. Entire worlds and lives can be found just behind that glossy cover. All you had to do was look. Claire (Watermelon)
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They say the path of true love never runs smooth. Well, Luke and my true love's path didn't run at all, it limped along in new boots that were chafing its heels. Blistered and cut, red and raw, every hopping, lopsided step, a little slice of agony.
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Relationship gurus always said that an attraction based on friendship and mutual respect was far more likely to stay the course - and the bastards were right.
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When I opened my case in the hotel, he gestured excitedly at my snakeskin sandals, turquoise suede wedges and silver-speckled jellies. "But you've loads of shoes," he bellowed joyfully. I shook my head sadly. Men just don't get it, do they? They're definitely missing the shoe chromosome.
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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted makeup.Forget the laughs, forget the fights, forget the sex, forget the jealousy. But take off your hat and observe a moment's silence for the legions of unknown tubes of foundation, mascara, eyeliner, blusher and lipstick who died that it might all have been possible. But who died in vain.
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Devereaux is going with our pitch.—"Hey, that's just great," I said superperkily. "Wendell's or mine?""Yours.""But you want to fire me. So fire me.""We can't fire you. They loved you. The head guy, Leonard Daly, thought you were, I quote, "agreat kid, very courageous' and a natural to do a whispering campaign. He said you hadbelievability.—"That's too bad.""Why? You're not quitting!"I thought about it. "Not if you don't want me to. Do you?"Go on, say it.298 ♥elavanilla♥"No.""No what?""No, we don't want you to quit.""Ten grand more, two assistants, and charcoal suits. Take it or leave it."Ariella swallowed. "Okay to the money, okay to the assistants, but I can't green-light charcoalsuits. Formula Twelve is Brazilian, we need carnival colors.""Charcoal suits or I'm gone.""Orange.""Charcoal.""Orange.""Charcoal.""Okay, charcoal."It was an interesting lesson in power. The only time you truly have it is when you genuinelydon't care whether you have it or not."Right," I said. —I'm giving myself the rest of the day off.
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when happiness makes a guest appearance in one's life,it's important to make the most of it.It may not stay around for long and when it has gone wouldn't it be terrible to think that all the time one could have been happy was wasted worrying when the happiness would be taken away.
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What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.
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It was ironic, really - you want to die because you can't be bothered to go on living - but then you're expected to get all energetic and move furniture and stand on chairs and hoist ropes and do complicated knots and attach things to other things and kick stools from under you and mess around with hot baths and razor blades and extension cords and electrical appliances and weedkiller. Suicide was a complicated, demanding business, often involving visits to hardware shops.And if you've managed to drag yourself from the bed and go down the road to the garden center or the drug store, by then the worst is over. At that point you might as well just go to work.
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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
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I love Prada. Not so much the clothes, which are for malnourished thirteen-year-olds, but I covet, with covety covetousness, the shoes and handbags. Like, I LOVE them. If I was given a choice between world peace and a Prada handbag, I'd dither. (I'm not proud of this, I'm only saying.)
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...as you know, I don't believe in fear, just an invention by men so they get all the money and good jobs...
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The feel of them (books) and the smell of them. A bookshop was like an Aladdin's cave for me. Entire worlds and lives can be found just behind that glossy cover. All you had to do was look. Claire (Watermelon)
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When I opened my case in the hotel, he gestured excitedly at my snakeskin sandals, turquoise suede wedges and silver-speckled jellies. "But you've loads of shoes," he bellowed joyfully. I shook my head sadly. Men just don't get it, do they? They're definitely missing the shoe chromosome.
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