Norman Wisdom

Comedian

1915-02-04

Books by Norman Wisdom

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It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.
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You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.
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I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
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My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
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It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.
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I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.
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In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.
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Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.
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