Oscar Madison

Quotes by Oscar Madison

• There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.

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• I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. We are out of cornflakes. F.U. It took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault, Felix; it's a rotten combination.

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