Rob Schneider

Comedian

1963-10-31

Rob Schneider is an American comedian, actor, and screenwriter. He became widely known as a cast member on Saturday Night Live and later starred in film comedies including Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo and The Hot Chick. Schneider has also worked as a writer and director in film and television.

Quotes by Rob Schneider

I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that.
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First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for 'The Passion of the Christ'? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.
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A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.
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