Robert Orben
Entertainer
1927-03-04
Books by Robert Orben
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2400 Jokes to Brighten Your Speeches
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The Joke-teller's Handbook; Or, 1,999 Belly Laughs
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2500 Jokes to Start 'em Laughing
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Quotes by Robert Orben
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Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
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Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.
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Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
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Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
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Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
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Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it's a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it's a pen that scratches.
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