Stanislaw J. Lec

Quotes by Stanislaw J. Lec

• Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?

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• You will always find some Eskimos ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.

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• You will always find a few Eskimos ready to tell the Congolese how to cope with the heat.

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• Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate.

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• Can the cannibal speak in the name of those he ate?

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• Dark windows are often a very clear proof.

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• The consumer side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.

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• I give you bitter pills in sugar coating. The pills are harmless, the poison is in the sugar.

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• I had a dream about reality. It was such a relief to wake up.

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• He who limps is still walking.

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• You have to climb to reach a deep thought.

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• You'll always find some Eskimos ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heatwaves.

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• The finger of God never leaves identical fingerprints.

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• A man who is a genius and doesn't know it probably isn't.

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• When gossip grows old it becomes myth.

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• When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in handy.

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• Don't shout for help at night, you may wake your neighbors.

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• Don't trust your heart, it wants your blood.

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• Do not ask God the way to heaven; he will show you the hardest way

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• Do not ask God the way to heaven; He will show you the hardest way.

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