Tallulah Bankhead

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

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I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.

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I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

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I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.

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I'm as pure as the driven slush.

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My heart is as pure as the driven slush.

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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

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Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.

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I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity.

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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

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Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

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Cocaine isn't habit forming and I know because I've been taking it for years.

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I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

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I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

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If I had to live my life again I'd make all the same mistakes - only sooner.

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Quotes by Tallulah Bankhead