"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." ― A. Whitney Brown From A. Whitney Brown Comedian Added on 1/31/2026 About A. Whitney Brown A. Whitney Brown is an American comedian, writer, and actor. He is known for his work on Saturday Night Live and other television comedy writing projects. Born: 1952-07-08 View all quotes from A. Whitney Brown