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"Although no one explicitly wants a president who could have a reliable fall back career in stand-up comedy, everyone shudders at the thought of a Rutherford B. Hayes or John Kerry."

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About Alexandra Petri

Alexandra Petri is an American humorist and columnist known for political satire and long-running newspaper commentary work.

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