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"Anyone who calls it sexual intercourse can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting."

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About Allan Sherman

Allan Sherman was an American comedian, songwriter, and television producer known for parody songs in the 1960s. His best-known recording is Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh. He died in 1973.

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