"I swear, if I could eat my children, I would. I'd consume them like some beast in a Hieronymus Bosch painting, but in a friendlier, more momlike way. Their little bodies make me salivate. It takes everything I have not to swallow them whole."
Amy Poehler is an American actress, comedian, writer, and producer known for work in television and film. She is widely recognized for Saturday Night Live and Parks and Recreation.