"For the first time since he showed up in my checkout lane, I let my eyes wander the full length of his body. The bulge in his running down the side of his pants leg is quite noticeable; either he has a banana in his pocket, or he's happy to see me. Then I notice a similar bulge running down the side of his other pants leg. Either he has two bananas in his pockets, or he has two erections."
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Andrew Shaffer
About Andrew Shaffer
Andrew Shaffer is an American author known for satirical and genre fiction. His books include parody titles and bestselling mystery novels. He is also recognized for humor writing tied to popular culture.
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