"When I encountered rich people for the first time, I discovered that not only do they holiday in places that are hard to find on a map, but that they also use the names of seasons as verbs. When they asked me, 'Where did you summer and winter growing up?' I would usually say, 'As a child? The same place I springed and autumned.'"

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About Artie Lange

American stand-up comedian, actor, and radio personality known for Mad TV and The Howard Stern Show. He later released memoirs and performed stand-up nationally. He was born in 1967.

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