"So you're here by yourself?"Yes."Seems like an odd place to come by yourself."I needed to get away."Woman trouble? That's another of my father's expressions."No, actually. I poisoned my neighbor's dogs.After a moment she said, "How drunk are you?"Quite."Is that true?"What?"That you poisoned your neighbor's dogs."I'm afraid it is."I have dogs.—Well, keep them away from me."
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