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"Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of I think I'm a loser, try I definitely am a loser. Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?"

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About Ellen DeGeneres

American comedian, actress, writer, and television host best known for The Ellen DeGeneres Show. She also starred in the sitcom Ellen and voiced Dory in Finding Nemo and Finding Dory.

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