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"With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'."

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About Joan Rivers

American comedian, writer, and television host known for pioneering women in late-night TV. She hosted The Late Show Starring Joan Rivers and was widely recognized for her stand-up and red carpet commentary.

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