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"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."

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About Jon Stewart

American comedian, writer, producer, and television host best known for The Daily Show. He also hosted The Problem with Jon Stewart and has been active in political and veterans advocacy.

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