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"What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime."

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About Martin Short

Canadian actor, comedian, and writer known for SCTV, Saturday Night Live, and films including Three Amigos! and Father of the Bride. He has also starred in the series Only Murders in the Building.

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