"Sorry, Bex, Jason said You don't have the recognizable facial characteristics - such as a huge chin, or a large amount of real estate between the eyes - that would merit the bestowing of a criminal mastermind nickname such as Lockjaw or Walleye. Whereas Crazytop here...well, just look at her. Atleast I can blow-dry my hair straight, I pointed out. Which is more than what I can say for your nose, Hawkface."
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