"Instead of playing Draw Something, fucking draw something" ― Nick Offerman From Nick Offerman Actor Added on 1/31/2026 About Nick Offerman American actor, comedian, writer, and woodworker best known for playing Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation. He has also appeared in film and television comedies and published books on craftsmanship and humor. Born: 1970-06-26 View all quotes from Nick Offerman