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"I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face."

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About Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield was an American stand-up comedian and actor known for his self-deprecating catchphrase about getting no respect. He became a major comedy star through nightclub work, television appearances, and films such as Caddyshack and Back to School. Dangerfield also supported younger comedians through his clubs and productions.

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