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"What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin."

― Samuel Langhorne Clemens

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About Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Born: 1835-11-30

Died: 1910-01-01

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Roughing it. By Mark Twain, Samuel L. Clemens. Fully illustrated by eminent artists. Issued by subscription only, etc

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