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"If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one of God's chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic!"

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About Sarah Silverman

American comedian, actress, and writer known for provocative stand-up comedy and satirical performances. She created and starred in The Sarah Silverman Program and has released multiple acclaimed stand-up specials.

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