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"God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way."

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About Stephen Colbert

American comedian, writer, and television host known for The Colbert Report and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. He first gained national prominence as a correspondent on The Daily Show.

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