The greatest thing about me isn't even a part of me. It's you.

You know how sometimes you meet someone and you feel like you've known them your whole life? Well, I feel like I've loved you my whole life.

When I'm with you, I feel exposed. Naked. When I'm naked with you, I feel clothed. Sheltered.

I'll forget me. You forget you. We can be onetogether, happily.

Husband: a former boyfriend

In my opinion, all boyfriends should turn out to be secretly wealthy.

My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

Saying you're through with romance is like saying you're done with living, Betty. Life is better with a little romance, you know.

I've tried that love thing for the last time. My heart says no, no! Nobody's supposed to be here, but you came along and changed my mind

I had a boyfriend who told me I'd never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I'd fail. I said to him, —Someday, when we're not together, you won't be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.