Truthfully, there're only a handful of people in this world who really get joy from seeing you happy. Most won't care if you're happy, only if you're miserable like they are. They eat that shit up.

Bullshit is the glue that binds us as a nation.

Any actor who tells you that they have become the people they play, unless they're clearly diagnosed as a schizophrenic, is bullshitting you.

I think all of us are looking for that which does not admit of bullshit . . . If you tell me you can bench press 450, hell, we'll load up the bar and put you under it. Either you can do it or you can't do it— you can't bullshit. Ultimately, sports are just about as close to what one would call the truth as it is possible to get in this world.

My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.