Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.

Life is a drama full of tragedy and comedy. You should learn to enjoy the comic episodes a little more.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.

Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.

When comedy fails, seriousness begins to leak back in.

The people you like when you meet them and while you know them, and the people you remember fondly, are invariably people who have a sense of comedy, not just a sense of humor.

Comedy springs from the ludicrous; but the ludicrous is stuck in the muck of reality, resolutely hostile to what is impossible.

We couldn't live without comedy.

Comedy appeals to the collective mind of the audience and this grows fatigued; while farce appeals to a more robust organ, their collective belly.

Comedy speaks for civilization; farce bears an ill-concealed, sometimes unconcealed animus against civilization. Often against civility too.

Comedy naturally wears itself out-destroys the very food on which it lives; and by constantly and successfully exposing the follies and weaknesses of mankind to ridicule, in the end leaves itself nothing worth laughing at.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

It is very difficult to be wholly joyous or wholly sad on this earth. The comic, when it is human, soon takes upon itself the face of pain.

All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.

Like dreams, farces show the disguised fulfillment of repressed wishes.