I really don't see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I believe. Then the excitement is all over. The very essence of romance is uncertainty. If ever I get married, I'll certainly try to forget the fact.

I am no king, and I am no lord,And I am no soldier at-arms, said he.I'm none but a harper, and a very poor harper,That am come hither to wed with ye.If you were a lord, you should be my lord,And the same if you were a thief, said she.And if you are a harper, you shall be my harper,For it makes no matter to me, to me,For it makes no matter to me.But what if it prove that I am no harper?That I lied for your love most monstrously?Why, then I'll teach you to play and sing,For I dearly love a good harp, said she.

Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?

She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn't mind getting her hands dirty. But of course, that was just a general comment. Didn't apply to Calypso. Obviously.

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.

You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.

The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)

Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.

Huh, Leo said. Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz.She smirked. A job, eh? Making things in your forge?Nah, we could start our own shop, Leo said, surprising himself. Starting a machine shop had always been one of his dreams, but he'd never told anyone about it. Leo and Calypso's Garage: Auto Repair and Mechanical Monsters.

I'm stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me.— I'm not hitting on you,— he protested.No?—Believe me, you'd know if I was hitting on you. You wouldn't be able to stop yourself from succumbing to my charms.

I had fun last night, I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. I'm officially in love with your sheets. That the only thing you're in love with?Nope. Your mattress, too.Some smile crept into Patch's eyes. My bed's an open invitation.

How could I be sleeping with this particular man.... Surely only true love could justify my lack of taste.

Senses of humor define people, as factions, deeper rooted than religious or political opinions. When carrying out everyday tasks, opinions are rather easy to set aside, but those whom a person shares a sense of humor with are his closest friends. They are always there to make the biggest influence.

I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when a man leaves a woman he is a pig and a jerk.

When you're the only sane person, you look like the only insane person.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.

Do you serve women at this bar? No, says the barman, you've got to bring your own.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.