Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

Forty-two percent of all liberals are queer. The Wallace people took a poll.

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

Liberals want to manage the damage with government programs to take care of those who have fallen between the cracks. Populists want to fix the cracks so that people don't fall in the first place.

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.