If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

Seeing my dad wake up super early when the sun wasn't even out and then coming home when the sun was set, he worked his tail off to provide for our family and did a great job. He's the most selfless man I know, and I think if I'm half the man he is, I'll be all right in this world.

America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail.

Follow me around. I don't care. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'd be very bored.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you slid Pluto to where Earth is right now, heat from the sun would evaporate that ice, and it would grow a tail. Now that's no kind of behavior for a planet.

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.

When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.

'Extremes meet', as the whiting said with its tail in its mouth.

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing.

As a child, during the war, I drew Spitfires and Messerschmitts. With Spot, I found that I had designed a fuselage! His spot is on his side, the roundel marking of an English fighter plane, and the color bar of his tail is the color stripes of a plane's rudder.

The higher amount you put into higher education, at the federal level particularly, the more the price of higher education rises. It's the dog that never catches its tail. You increase student loans, you increase grants, you increase Pell grants, Stafford loans, and what happens? They raise the price.

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.

Towards the tail end of primary school, I was pulled aside by my headteacher and told I was joining a scheme for 'gifted and talented' children, that would run from my 10th birthday until I was 16.

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy.

Don't let your mouth write a check that your tail can't cash.