The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

I guess I've got a smart wife.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

A wife is to thank God her husband hath faults. ... A husband without faults is a dangerous observer.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is the best.

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her - and it's usually the last.

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife.

A light wife doth make a heavy husband.

Always see a fellows weak point in his wife.

A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire.

When cheated, wife or husband feels the same.

He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.

The man who thinks his wife, his baby, his house, his horse, his dog, and himself severally unequalled, is almost sure to be a good-humored person, though liable to be tedious at times.

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

My wife has a black belt in body language.

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.

Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife... I guess I am a fantasy.