"You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet." ― Alan King Toilet From Alan King Comedian Added on 1/23/2025 About Alan King Alan King was an American comedian and actor known for stand-up, film, and television performances. Born: 1927-12-26 Died: 2004-05-09 View all quotes from Alan King
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