"I stared at the phone in disbelief, then ripped a clean sheet of paper from my notebook. I scribbled ' Jerk ' on the first line. On the line beneath it I added, ' Smokes cigars. Will die of lung cancer. Hopefully soon."

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About Becca Fitzpatrick

Becca Fitzpatrick is an American author best known for the young-adult fantasy novel Hush, Hush and its sequels. Her work has appeared on major bestseller lists and is widely read in YA fiction.

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