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"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."

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About Bill Maher

Bill Maher is an American comedian, political commentator, and television host. He is known for programs including Politically Incorrect and Real Time with Bill Maher.

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